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Rapid Pumpkin

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.
Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."

Lisa: "Why?"

Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."
by The Amazing Mr. E August 6, 2008
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East Grand Rapids

The most prestigious place to live in West Michigan, a town of just over 10,000 people found East of Downtown Grand Rapids surrounded by a beatiful lake. East Grand Rapids has one of the Greatest Public School systems in the country, and over 95 State High School Championships, The most in the state and 2nd most in the nation. Also home to the 38th President of the United States, Gerald R. Ford.

Known also by "EGR", and simply "East".
by -B.D. May 13, 2005
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Rapolas

A Lithuanian name for a good looking, intelligent,funny, athletic and has a huge dick. Every girl has a crush on him. He is probably smarter than you and he hates bitchy people. He likes fashion and he will always try to make people laugh.
Who is this handsome man
It’s Rapolas. I heard that he can bench 846
by TyroneJustStole February 13, 2020
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Mexican Butt Raped

Tis when a mexican fucks you up the ass with a burrito (may or may not be extra spicy)
Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"

Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"
by MizzSmartyPantzz457 May 15, 2014
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Raped My Childhood

A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.

The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"

"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"

"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"

"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"

"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015
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Raod

Verb

Pronounced "Ray + Ode" (said quickly)

Raod is the conjunction of the words "Raped" and "Owned" This powerful combination amounts to one of the most epic ass-kicking fiestas any online game player, solo game player, L.A.R.P. noob, or regular person can ever see or dish out.

Someone who has been "Raod" has undeniably has their plan of attack countered by what could easily be considered psychic force. The simple truth is that they had zero chance of winning.
Yo, Nate, we gettin' in that CoD tonight mayne?

Yeah, nigga, imma hit em w/ that ninja glare then Raod them all till the break of dawn.

Do what it do nigga, imma be right there witchu' gettin my e-thug on.
by Cushuito October 12, 2009
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rapoon

The dark ring somtimes found on nasty vagina resembling a racoon starring back at you.
also referred to as racoon poon.
Dude, I was goin down on Linda when i saw her rapoon. it was like fucking wild kingdom.
by woodrow von trousergoon July 31, 2004
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