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Political puppet 

A politician or other political figure who is controlled by another (sometimes illegitimate or secret) person or party. The controller ("puppeteer") uses the puppet's granted power to further their intentions.

See also George W. Bush and Karl Rove.

Big ol' Dubya was Rove's political puppet. Rove called the shots, Bush just
listened.
Political puppet by ShAdOwZ April 2, 2009

Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.
Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!
Fuck Puppet by CJM379 December 5, 2002

Douche Puppet 

A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
Douche Puppet by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009

potter puppet pals 

hilariouse flash player movie making fun of harry potter. go watch it if you are a fan of the books/movies!

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html

and number two...

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals2.html
bother bother bother!

Funky Puppet 

While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.
that's one funky puppet
Funky Puppet by RowRow77 January 3, 2008

Cum Puppet

A sock that has been drenched in semen only then to be worn like a glove and be used as a sock puppet.
Jill: Hey Jamie, let's get something to eat!"
Jamie: "Hold on a second Jill, I want to continue playing with my cum puppet before it gets too crusty!"
Cum Puppet by jimtard69 February 7, 2019