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A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009

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the anger one feels when they have been a Native of their state their whole life, and every low life from surrounding states has to relocate to their native state. Then they complain about weather, jobs, economy etc..IE: California and Texas moving to Colorado
Californians, Texans, and Florida residents moving to Colorado, is NATIVE ANGER!
by Leaky1111 March 24, 2010

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