owl poops

when owls have a bowel movement and a poops comes out with fur and skelatons of undigested animals the owl has made a meal out of.

Ron Weasley: whats that your owl just dropped?

Harry Pootter: an owl poops. want one?

by sexiipoops May 17, 2011

da plopster

It is da master if u pick a fight with dat Ting then u will die innit fam he knows all he can do anyting but no one can be like him becuz da plopster is me

Asznee:Yooooooo! da plopster is in town!
Big shaq: yooo that legend?
Asznee:ye
Big shaq:sik fam he more famous that me and u combined

by Da plopster March 11, 2018

freaking poops

it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.

i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...

by zaqwsxedrctfvgybunimo June 25, 2019

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

poopsex

The act of masturbating with a poop filled condom. Generally this is done shortly after defecating into the condom. Saran Wrap may also be used.

I love a warm sticky session of poopsex, but the condoms are kinda expensive.

by Tinynuts McGee February 20, 2005

poopshank

noun: bullshit; said in diebelief or anger

a teacher tells you: you failed 3rd grade
your answer:That's POOPSHANK!

by mic e j January 1, 2004

Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.

The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.

by stuby November 27, 2010