Parasexuality

1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.

Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007

Parse

To elaborate on a certain word(s). To explain a term away gramatically.

Brutha: "Fo shizzle my hizzle nizzle bizzle"
Me: "Parse away some of those izzles you fucking nigger!"

by Psychic Fat Man October 15, 2003

Pansexual

A made up sexuality coined by Tumblr freaks who thinks there are more than two genders.

Ash: Omg!!!!!~~ I'm pansexual :3
Logan: No Ash, you're bisexual.
Ash: No, bisexual is when you're attracted to TWO genders. I'm attracted to all :)
Logan: Nah. There's no science to back up that claim. Reread your "facts" that you got from Google please.
Also Logan: And hey, before you bring this up, gender is not a spectrum. Don't even dare to bring up the intersex argument.

Ash: ...
Also Ash: *rethinks ze/xir/kooky-wooky's life* ...
Also Ash 2: What has my life come to??!

by bigirl101X3 June 14, 2018

Parse

System.out.println("Weapon Choice:");
weapon = Integer.parseInt(Input.readLine());
if(weapon<=0){
System.out.println("Incorrect!");}
if(weapon>=10){
System.out.println("No!");}

by LarstaiT November 4, 2003

pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

Pansexual

Not bisexual. Pansexuality is liking girls,boys,non binary and trans people. Pansexuals don’t like other pans.

Hey I’m pansexual
Isn’t that bisexual?
No, you idiot!

by ur local pansexual June 12, 2019

Pansexual

Despite widespread common belief, pansexuality is actually the politically correct way to say that the person is bisexual and has an unusual fetish for something. This could be an animal, an inanimate object, a tree, a twelve year old dead corpse of a chimpanzee, etc.

Sexuality is determined by four things: the person's chromosomes, internal sex organs, external sex organs, and psyche. Bisexuality covers all of the area here seeing as sexuality is on a continuum and not simply classified as a binary stagnant thing. Some may argue hermaphrodites, pseudo-hermaphrodites, and other IS people don't fit into one gender group. However, they consist of male and female sexual organs and also combinations of X and Y chromosomes. Regarding people that are transgendered, they are biologically of one sex regardless of how they manipulate their body through procedures or hormones.

Furthermore, it should be noted the difference between omnisexuality and pansexuality. Omnisexuality's definition includes people that are bisexual and have pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. Further clarification of these words can be found in the easy to read "Sexologies" journal from the European Federation of Sexology.

John calls himself pansexual because he is attracted to both sexes and also has a balloon fetish. We love him regardless.

by Nic Correct Usage August 20, 2011