Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

sticky-note bitch

A very anal girl that only expresses her feelings through messages left on sticky notes. The girl is usually a roommate or family member that you live with.

I left a small mess in the microwave after warming up my sandwich in the microwave. When I woke up in the morning my roommate left a sticky-note telling me to clean up the mess in the microwave from the night before. It was the sixth sticky-note that week...she is such a sticky-note bitch....

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by the pissed off roommate October 18, 2010

pinchin a high note

the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath

Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA

by funzoooo April 25, 2005

Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

Death Note

What I will kill you with. :D

*writes my name in the Death Note* This is the best way to kill yourse--ack! *dies*

by Light.Yagami September 2, 2009

C-note

A one hundred dollar bill. Derived from the Roman numeral for 100.

"He paid that bitch with a c-note"

by Morpheus12 April 5, 2009

Shit Note

The note that when theoretically hit makes everyone who hears it immediately SHIT themselves.

Mary hit the Shit Note in her concert yesterday and immediately everyone in the theatre shat themselves. It was awesome. The entire theatre needs a professional cleaning now.

by theshitnoter January 14, 2010