norwegian diamondback homos

they are Norwegian and distinguish male dominance by measuring the size of there chodes, the younger ones tend to throw knifes and the river and have the older ones go fetch it. They got at all costs to find their knife. You can earn there trust by bribing them with shiny objects. The Norwegian diamondback homo's never learn.

"The norwegian diamondback homos accepted the shiny alluminum"

by haygarr6 May 6, 2010

Norwegian 360 degree piledriver

the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.

NOTE: May cause some head injury

For our anniversary, my girlfriend and i did a Norwegian 360 degree piledriver.

by Rpalocio November 4, 2011

Norwegian

(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.

-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian

by Norwegian Sensation December 21, 2004

norwegian stingray

Defecating on someones stomach.

And after we had sex I norwegian stingrayed her.

by Symridge March 21, 2011

Norwegian Hat Trick

The act of shitting, pissing, and cumming all at the same time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"

Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."

by Abeslinger January 4, 2011

Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands

1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*

by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.

Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!

by Flaming Moobs May 4, 2014