Your not licking my balls  

its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you

man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?

Your not licking my balls by the man 789 February 18, 2009

roo my balls 

a catch phrase made popular by the utes
has multiple meanings such as lick my balls, suck my cack, or just a good way to end a dispute with a victory

Ronnie: hey knapp play football today
Knapp: roo my balls boy

roo my balls by Sir Weets October 31, 2004

slap my balls 

Similar to 'bust my balls', when someone is continually nagging another person (usually a man) and will not stop.

Man, don't slap my balls when I tell you why I didn't call you last night.

slap my balls by indydave July 23, 2005

kiss my balls 

Used as and insult or joke but taken seriously by certain ppl

Yoo Johnny kiss my balls son

kiss my balls by Yali Pooh 🙈🦄😘 July 22, 2019

cup my balls

When you start winning big at anything, this is the phrase to yell at those who are losing. Demeaning and vulgar. Works especially well if the winner is a girl. This phrase needs to be shouted as loudly as possible so that all in the vicinity can hear it's glory.

Luis: Bro, stop scoring touchdowns in NCAA 2011
Colin: CUP MY BALLS!!

cup my balls by Broseph111 October 3, 2011

Bieber my balls 

To make someones testicles small like justin biebers. So small that their voice sounds like something from the chipmunks.

O Bieber My Balls

Bieber my balls by Ellis3332342412 April 24, 2011

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls 

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls by Burt_308 July 16, 2008