Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

Missed now your pissed

Greatest xbox call of duty Gamebattles clan ever.

meme for when somone gets a hitmarker or misses in call of duty

person one: Damn hitmarkers

person two: haha mnyp?

person one: whats that?

person two: Missed now your pissed!!!!

person one: oh. hell yeah im pissed.

by harry the damn turtle October 5, 2011

mossed

To get high, as in smoke marijuana. Also getting mossed.

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.

by Jon-E September 21, 2005

mossed

a hilarious video that you tell everyone else to read, but only the filmakers get the moral. chocolate pancakes

Wow, that movie is nearly as good as mossed!

by parkinsonschocolate December 27, 2009

missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006

missedunderstand

When someone loses track of a conversation due to absence.

*Fred walks in*
Fred: Hey Frank, what are you talking about?
Frank: Nothing, you'll just missedunderstand.

by Sora8745 April 18, 2010

Missed Kissed

When you are kissing a woman's boobs instead of her lips

Guy 1 - "What did you do to her"
Guy 2 - " I missed Kissed her!!"

by Yognaught_001 October 12, 2019