'cuz money

According to Occam's razor the easiest and (in most cases) most adequate explanation for suffering and evil in the world, seemingly irrational decisions on a political level or simply the true root cause of the escalating insanity in the world.

Synonymously, the exact or approximate amount of dough involved can also hold true here; as in: "1.000.000 reasons"

Q: Why does the administration support a dying branch of industry which is obviously harmful to society and nature with billions of tax dollars, when they could just use the money to build schools and hospitals?

A: 'Cuz money you idiot!

by wt137 June 24, 2020

Young Money Clan

a Fortnite clan of 12-year-olds, who are arch-enemies with Demon Squad.

And the winner of today's clan war is Young Money Clan.

by walt sussy baka September 18, 2021

Goose Money

When you have a super fat stack of fucking cash and don't know what to do with it

Holy shit! Did you see kyle won the mega millions? Hes got that goose money just chillin off shores now.

by Goose--Man April 27, 2022

h.o money

Extra money usually cash kept secret and hidden by a women. From her man or husband.

Hey girl how did you get your nails done? I had h.o money

by Tesla2016 May 23, 2016

National Give Money to Vito(s) day

This day is celebrated by giving a person named Vito ALL your money. It is celebrated at November 11th.

Cool man Y- It's National Give Money to Vito(s) day! Go get Vito some money!
Cool man X - Ok!

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Money over Everything

One day, a person will realize that money runs the world. Money can be used to buy goods, buy experiences like vacations, make it easier to find and keep a girlfriend or boyfriend, buy politicians and affect the government, etc. Almost everything is possible if there is enough money.

The person will realize that they only have one life on this planet, and if they can't live it large, it's not worth living at all.

This realization will cause the person to live by this philosophy of "Money over Everything"

Fuck friends. Fuck family. Fuck happiness. Fuck love. Money over EVERYTHING.

by Convolution July 23, 2012