Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog

Dude I totally small microwaved last night

by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022

Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

microcause

A small cause that, although seemingly insignificant, will vibrate, or bitbrate, with other microcauses, causing huge unforeseen consequences.

Don't be still.. if we all microcause at will, change will come eventually.

by bigyupo June 12, 2011

Tiffani Microsafe

a very annoying human, always playing afl evolution and ignoring mary.

tiffani microsafe is an idiot, but is a god at houseparty calls.

by renegade.me May 4, 2020

Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.

I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.

by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018

microwaveablelessness

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.

Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 1, 2007