Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

bad-o-meter

the measurement of "badness"
A.K.A the scale of rating a certain individual's bad level. (bad in the form of an extremely sexy/ appealing quality) =

some random bitch: "Omg!!! Tyler scored a 98 on the bad-o-meter"
Rebecca: "wow...i'm so lucky, thats HOTT as hell"

by McFizzlezzs March 30, 2009

Hid-e-o-meter

A device that measures ugliness.

As in: " That dress is a 10 on the Hid-e-o-meter"

by amazonloveswords February 4, 2010

Dank-O-Meter

An app available on IOS and Android that accurately determines the dankness of anything asked it.

"Dude I checked Dank-O-Meter and it said my outfit was "Dank as fuck""
"Gnarly brah"

by Strinck May 16, 2017

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

plast-o-meter

What a particular female looks like after I’ve plastered her face!

( Came on)

That girl in the blue shirt is a definite 9.1 on the plast-o-meter

by Tre808 January 7, 2018