Maximillian

The most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. He beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their "flaws"

1: "What is that beautiful music?"
2: "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"

by ThinnHairgoddesss January 24, 2009

Maximilian

The most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for Sid the sloth) No one will make you feel more amazing than a Maximilian will. He knows the way to a girl's heart. He can put a smile on any girls face. But he puts a smile on Chesle's face the most. This man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. He knows his limits and how to make Chesles feel great. He loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. He can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.

Girl 1: Oh she is soooo lucky to have a Maximilian.
Girl 2: I know right! I'm so jealous.

by ilovethisboy October 3, 2011

Maxime

French guy's name which in latin signifies the biggest!!!!

Whoa! That earthquake was a 8.9 on the richter, Maxime style!

by Mob_14 January 25, 2011

maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

Cuntus Maximus

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

by CuntusMaximus April 1, 2016

Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018