The Nut to Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder

When your girl flips her legs over your head and you stuff your balls in her asshole and her grandma gives you a blowjob

I thought my girlfriend was asleep but my best friend was at her grandmas house giving her the Nut To Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder

by Choncla December 29, 2021

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

twerk master

When you twerk in school so uncontrollably that you will twerk on you 60 year old history teacher while having orgasms

Jacob practiced twerking so much he became a twerk master.

by Whiggers January 9, 2014

task master

One who is a master at performing tasks; is known to perform tasks well- multiply at a time. They are great and not everyone can achieve the level of the task master. Becoming a task master means being disciplined and focused.

girl: hey that boy over there is a task master! did you see the way he paid the clerk, answered his cell phone, and threw away his trash all at the same time?
boy: nothing like my friend at work who works on the computer, does filing, keeps track of inventory and answers the phone all at once.
girl: oh, guess your friend really is a task master!

by Stephanie T September 7, 2005

Toft master

Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'

I dont think you should touch that, you should leave it to the toft master...

by joe meek October 5, 2010

Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate

Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."

by MMMX3 May 18, 2011

Tassel Master

The beholder of a rather large penis. Erect it is a sturdy structure (diamond hard if you may), flaccid a slight breeze would make it sway. This guy knows how to use it to his potential.

"Look at that guy brandishing his member at those women!! He must be a tassel master express"

by super_blondey June 8, 2015