Manger

Man anger. A level of anger so intense it can only be reached by the male sex. Interestingly enough, manger is often caused by the female sex.

After Jan tried to force him to watch The View, Jeff was so mangry that he punched a hole in the wall.

Eric's manger problem was unable to be remedied by attending regular anger management classes.

by bunthole April 25, 2011

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...all her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh July 28, 2008

mandles

A candle scented specifically for a man's tastes. Instead of a typical, womanly, scent, such as roses or perfumes, a mandle might smell like coffee or tobacco.

I just bought five mandles that smell like WD-40!

by BGrass September 1, 2006

mandles

Flip-Flops (sandles) for men

Man + Sandles = MANDLES!!!

Brad said that the space inbetween his big toe and the next one hurt after wearing mandles.

by Kelley D. July 26, 2005

Manglebombed

The epitome of drunk. To be so drunk that one is incoherent, on the ground, and man down. Originated at LPSS, now becoming used throughout Mississauga and the GTA.

"I can't wait to get manglebombed this weekend at the cottage!"

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

cock-mange

One who manges profusely.

You are such a cock-mange!

by Jarf October 9, 2003