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range maggot

See:sheep. Range maggot is an epithet applied to sheep. It derives from the appearance of a green pasture with white blobs wiggling across it.
Hey Jethro, lookit all them range maggots! Let's us go 'n shag a few.
by Elmo September 28, 2004
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Maggot on a unicycle

Inspired by an enemy in the video game Earthworm Jim 2, a maggot on a unicycle is a term used to describe someone who will fight or argue about anything nomatter how ridiculous just because they either don't like someone or because they like to argue.
Don't even bother talking to Kathleen, she is like a maggot on a unicycle.
by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006
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maggot

A maggot is a small, white, slimy thing.

An effective insult to those who have wronged you---especially when you give the above definition afterward.
woman 1: I can't believe he did that!
woman 2: Hon, he's a chauvinistic, cheating bastard: total maggot. Forget him.

man 1: Dude! Your wife was so tight when I fucked her last night!
man 2: What the hell? Fucking maggot! How was I stupid enough to believe you were my friend?
by EdNERD June 15, 2010
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Maggotting

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.
Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,
by Milt-dog May 1, 2011
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maggot

A fan of the band Slipknot, or in the litteral sense an undevelloped fly. Maggots are so-called because they are uninterested in fassion, they are shunned by 'the upper class' aka the preps, and they wallow in feelings of anger, hatred, depression, or sadness. True maggots have no belief in christ or god because they are forsaken and sh*t on by every level of society who is religious. In other words, maggots see religion as pretentious and hypocritical. Maggots don't candy coat the world, but see it for what it truely is and that is a mess. Maggots can be teens or adults, and often have self-destructive habbits giving them the bad rep as being the typical drop-out / stonner / headbanger / freak, etc.
My friend is a total Maggot and wears only black hoodies and riped jeans.
by Brad666 August 21, 2007
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millimetre maggot

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night
by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006
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Maggot

A tiny penis often found on geeks and/or people who haven't gone through puberty
"Dude, did you see when that nerd got bagged?"

"Yeah, he had a total maggot I could barely see anything!!"
by SOOPADOOD April 3, 2009
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