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Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.
Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007
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Lotition

To murder someone for their hot chocolate

Or

Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate
Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.

Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?

Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?

Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!
by GlassAngel January 18, 2009
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calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway
I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."
by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010
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the lotion

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.
"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"
by KuhmPainter April 20, 2018
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Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011
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Fiesta Lotionizing

the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.
Hey are you free this weekend for our annual fiesta lotionizing?
by Mr.Ouhl is hot January 9, 2011
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sex lotion

"hey, you got any sex lotion"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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