lorder

A person who watches too much Law and Order and gets the idea he is a lawyer.

John got caught watching kiddy porn. But, its okay is a Lorder. He will get himself out of trouble.

by skull_krusher April 18, 2017

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021

Lonergy

When you don't have any friends because you want to protect your energy.

Grandmather : where are your friends
Cassie: I don't have any because I lonergy

Grandmather: that's why you have amazing energy

by Energy protecter January 30, 2022

Lorneh

The best brother in the worldddddddddd

I want a Lorneh!

by jeffrockrose2468 October 6, 2022

Lonner (Lonnor)

A ship in which a random girl named Lizzie is in deep love for a really cool mandude named Conner.

Lizzie kissed Linus, and then Lonner (Lonnor) sadly broke up :(

by Woahy February 22, 2023

pro-loner

Somebody who can do things well, and can do them just as well if they had to do it by themselves. If not, better.

"Yes he did do that by himself! What a pro-loner!"

by BigdaddypapaJ January 29, 2014