fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".

Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."

by John Walter Smith May 12, 2011

Red LED Light

When someone uses the Red color on their LEDs they’re definitely horny or lonely. No in between

“His Red LED Lights are on. I bet he’s horny or missing his s/o”

by RaggedyNonbinary February 11, 2022

Sky Children Of The Light

Game of feeding krills by throwing moths. The moth is often called kea, and the krill nes.

I found a new game, sky children of the light !

Look at this moth ! It'll make a good meal for sure !

by Turnip gaye November 20, 2020

dying light

The best fucking zombie game you’ll ever play.......the game it’s a mix of a parkour infused with creative zombie killing

Person 1: hey George, u play dying light?

George: Hell yeah! I beat the whole game, I’m rank ultimate survivor, it’s all I play!

by HornyniggaLandryBasket October 14, 2019

Light Duty

What a member of the armed forces goes on, or becomes when they no longer feel the need for physical training. This is usually typical of a substandard individual, or 'turd' as they may be called from time to time. At times, some of these 'light duties' have a legitimate reason for not participating in physical training, however, most light duties will make themselves known at the most opportune time, ie, before a physical fitness test, or Company run. They usually will claim an ailment that is hard to diagnose, ie, back pain, knee pain, and the ultimate.. shin splints.

Guy #1: Man I really don't wanna run tomorrow. My favorite singer Adam Lambert is gonna be singing on Logo, and running will interfere with my duties as the Elton John Fan Club President.

Guy #2: No problem! Just go on Light Duty! That way, we can watch Adam Lambert all night long! Wanna make out?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.

A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.

by Stephan Smolka April 3, 2009

lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.

by that guy888888 December 25, 2010