Liquid rocket

A massive explosion that takes place in your intestine and released through the colon and deposited in the crapper in the form of brown chunks of excrement and water following a bowel movement that resembles Campbell's Beefy Mushroom soup
I fired off a liquid rocket 🚀 in the company Men's Room at work, thus leaving the Men's like an abandon warehouse for days
by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023
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Bitch Liquid

when your boyfriend turns into a raging cunt after juice cleanse
Brendan never backs down from a challenge... so when he heard gal pal Lorraine brag about fasting for 7 days on lemon juice cayenne and water he decided to go for it. After 3 days, Brendan's boyfriend Juan noticed he transformed from loving partner to raging cunt. "OMG Brendan that terrible Bitch Liquid is making you totally intolerable and you need to stop."
by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
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Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
by Longdongtom69 July 07, 2013
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liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra July 19, 2005
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liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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liquid courage

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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liquid dump

when you take a shit but your feces are totally in liquid form.
I haven't shit a solid in weeks. I've only taken liquid dumps.
by Hecto August 31, 2007
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