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CAMPBELL'S 

State of well being referring to Campbell's Soup Company's slogan: Mmm Mmm Good.

Sabrii: "How are you Allan."
Allan: "I'm Campbell's babe"
Sabrii: "Hey Allan! How are you?"
Allan: "I'm Campbell's baby!"
CAMPBELL'S by art.life.andre December 14, 2018
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Campbell's 

A term used to describe the stench one occasionally smells at a Sci-Fi/Anime/RPG/Comicbook convention. This stench can only be described as the smell of Campbell's chicken noodle soup cooking on the stove. It's assumed this smell originates from intense secretions of B.O. brought about from the stress of playing the latest version of Everquest, and a general lack of personal hygene (i.e. The parents' basement doesn't have a shower built into it.)
It is considered by many the stench of value (cheaply priced goods).
*sniff sniff*
"That table over there smells promising."
"Yeah, it's totally Campbell's. I can almost taste the bargains."
Campbell's by I'm a girl...really. January 25, 2004

Campbell's 

also a very good caravan suppliers
im going to campbell's to buy a nu caravan
Campbell's by claire taylor May 6, 2004

Campbell's soup version 

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) 

A fat chick that you hook up with at a party when you are really drunk, then wake up the next day and start drinking to try and erase it from your memory, but you can't. You're stuck with that drunken image of slapping the fat and riding the wave.
Person 1: "What happened last night?"

Person 2: "Dude, you hooked up with the biggest Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) I've ever seen!"

Person 1: "Get me a drink."

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.
When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

Campbell's Version 

Usually referring to the condensed version of a story, as in the retelling without all the stupid, unnecessary details.
Person 1: "So then we were walking in the park and the grass was all dead 'cause it's winter time and stuff..."
Person 2: "Dude, gimme the campbell's version please."
Campbell's Version by wordsandstuff November 26, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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