Lester

A homosexual sex offender with a micro cock, a Lester usually drives a white van and waits outside schools to molest little kiddos, a Lester normally wears a flannel shirt with pretty terrible

grey trousers, they normally watch gay hentai or child porn..... I'm a Lester

Holy water you were such a Lester last night

by Rootin' tootin' school shootin August 11, 2017

lester

a fag that has a large amount of farf and sleeps with the same sex. and likes to get smirfed when he has the chance.

GOD, after passing out and waking up with my pants and underwear down i feel like a lester.

by Blowdis Johnson April 6, 2007

Laster

one of the famous ship on ARA that last longer than any real relationships out there.

I'm a Laster baby wit'cha bra -RM

by peachymin January 20, 2020

starvin like lester

When you are even more starvin than Marvin. Extremely hungry to the point where you are nauseous. Lester was actually Marvins cousin, but he died from Starvation.

Dude, I have not eaten anything since last night, I'm starvin like lester!

by Mike Mehak May 30, 2011

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018