glitter lava

can entertain you for hours. or maybe i'm just a freak. it's sparkles gleam in the sunlight. and you can make fart noises with it. DON'T LET IT DRY UP.

"dude, what's on your face?"
"uh, glitter lava..."

by glitterlavarocks March 6, 2009

lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

lava rash

1)Irritation to the ass cheeks and hole due to wiping so much from an extended and violent bout of diarrhea.

2)The everlasting burning sensation one feels due to shitting after eating extremely spicy foods.

1) After having the squirts this morning I've got the worst lava rash. I must have used an entire roll of toilet paper!

2) Man, Ben is going to have lava rash for days after eating all that spicy indian food!

by yoderdude June 25, 2008

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman.

We just performed Sweaty Lava, it was gross.

by Zero Sama January 2, 2017

Lava Lamp

They make toast.

Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.

by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

Nut Lava

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

by Jahmingus November 5, 2010

Lava duke

When you eat psychedelic mushrooms or other psychedelics and bet on a fart, and the fart goes bad and duke it's hot real hot! Like a shart.

I was at a show and was on psychedelic mushrooms and when the beat dropped I totally lava duked and I mean hard! It didn't help that the guy that was painting while the music was playing blew my mind

by Blang1984 January 14, 2018