switching lanes

When you go from cumming to then having to piss

I fucked this bitch then I went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a piss.

by Dubs&Hoes November 19, 2013

Lands

A super hero.

'Oh crap its lands'
pow pow pow

by fish111 October 18, 2010

landsdown girl

a beastly girl who is massive that grunts alot and looks like she can squash you in one step... she also enjoys playing vollyball..!

beastly volly ball landsdown girl

by mellybellyappleworks April 18, 2010

landshark

a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.

Release the landsharks!

by 8510pm November 1, 2018

Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

Landslide

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts. Derived from the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac, taken from the snow-covered hills reference in the line, "I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills 'til the landslide brought it down."

Joan really likes getting a landslide to round out a good, hard sexual encounter.

by subnetmask November 18, 2004

changing lanes without using your signal

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.

Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?

Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.

by switchbladejake October 11, 2008