Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021

black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"

by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008

kettlewell

1.) An unholy douche.
2.) See #1

That kettlewell can go fuck himself.

by KevinH May 4, 2005

kettle

A steam locomotive/steam train

Did you see those folks Trainspotting at the station? They were waiting to photograph a kettle

by kettle spotter May 23, 2010

copper kettle

When a guy accidently (or intentionally) pisses inside a girl during sex.

Just before he passed out, Sean did a copper kettle during drunk sex with his girlfriend.

by Biggie_mpl December 21, 2004

kettle

Vagina.

'Did you bang her last night then?'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'

by Helrivkit April 21, 2009

Kettle

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.

Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.

by balbonie September 9, 2003