Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too
by Lovely42 May 21, 2017
The male version of a Karen. Typically is anti-vax, a flat earther, anti-mask or has a constant want to speak to the manager.
'Oh he's such a kevin'
by Random idiot October 21, 2020
A major man whore who likes to take it up the ass. Aslo a total diva who will eat you alive. His sister is amazing
by Old greg the third August 02, 2010
Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.
I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!
by Jordan M. A. February 18, 2006
the biggest dumbass/dick you'll ever meet. he talks shit about everyone but acts completely different around adults.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
by ali2006 March 19, 2020
1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
Kevin is a huge bitch and always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
by pickled_pepper21 March 19, 2018