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collin janusz

Some kid that got a concussion after falling down the stairs
by Jose is gay May 22, 2019
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Jungus

The fungus that grows on your junk. Jungus can be contracted from skanks, ho-bags, and gutter sluts. Particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the genitals. It is particularly common in the city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.

The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.
How's the jungus you got from Linda doing? Still oozing?
by I don't have Jungus February 28, 2009
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Janus

Someone who is two-faced. A real piece of shit who will benifit off others then throw everyone else under the bus.

Someone who tells you they are trying to benifit you while actively screwing you over.
Wow, Mark really pulled some janus shit by donating sand to the children's park and then putting broken glass in it .
by Brosiph July 22, 2018
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Junks

That feeling when you don't want to do something but you think you should and you just don't know and you are confused about what you should do.
"Should I have a burger, or go with a salad? I'm in the junks."

"I'm feeling the junks, man! Should I G, T, or L?"

"My bro says his armpits smell good and I'm feeling the junks about whether or not to smell them."
by TheJunkMan August 3, 2012
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junkshot

When a guy jerks off while on his back and shoots a load into his own belly button
A junkshot usually happens when a normal guys hasn't beat off for a few days.
by rookinggood February 24, 2010
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junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.
The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.
by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010
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jugust

1. is when two people begin dating and can't remember the exact date they met. 2. a way to selfishly celebrate an anniversary for an extended period of time.
I think your Jugust should be a Federal banking holiday, I just want to leave work early.
by WesSideStory July 29, 2011
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