When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.
Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!
by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021
Get the Jousting mug.Someone who takes an unnecessary amount to finish a round in a video game. They do not care if everybody else wants to end the game, they will waste as much time as needed to finish the objective.
by chomper1173 May 25, 2023
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Someone who is, or has experienced something utterly annoyingly and frustratingly lucky that you outwardly express happiness for bit secretly are bitterly jealous about. Usually followed by "bastard" or "git".
Can also be applied to someone who receives a reward or good outcome with no effort when you have bust your balls working towards it and failed, or someone who gets away with something when basic odds suggest they really shouldn't have.
Someone who is, or has experienced something utterly annoyingly and frustratingly lucky that you outwardly express happiness for bit secretly are bitterly jealous about. Usually followed by "bastard" or "git".
Can also be applied to someone who receives a reward or good outcome with no effort when you have bust your balls working towards it and failed, or someone who gets away with something when basic odds suggest they really shouldn't have.
"You won free kebabs and beer for life? Jousy git!"
"You couldn't be arsed ever getting a job, skimmed by on benefits, scored a free council flat and then found five hundred grand in cash stashed in a bag behind a wall panel? You utter jousy bastard!"
"You found a pound coin on the street, bought your first ever lottery ticket and won ten million? You jousy bugger!"
"You couldn't be arsed ever getting a job, skimmed by on benefits, scored a free council flat and then found five hundred grand in cash stashed in a bag behind a wall panel? You utter jousy bastard!"
"You found a pound coin on the street, bought your first ever lottery ticket and won ten million? You jousy bugger!"
by GuruFoxx June 6, 2023
Get the Jousy mug.in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive
player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
by PWN master93 July 20, 2009
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by Afsd June 2, 2015
Get the Noodle jousting mug.A battle of masculinity, cum jousting is when two chivalrous men place their penises end to end and attempt to ejaculate into the other man's penis first.
Johnny and James were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a cum joust. James defeated Johnny, depositing his seed into Johnny's p-hole.
by 100 Yorktown July 26, 2015
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