When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to
shit. So you need to
joust her shit in order to go in. If you
win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.
Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her
butt while she needs to
shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a
fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!