When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to
joust her shit in order to go in. If you win,
congrats. If she wins, she shits on
your dick.
Hey
Larry! Last night was humiliating
man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the
bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!
