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Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan (Jon Guelas) is a nun created within the United Vibe fandom, and has become an iconic face of the X Factor 2018.
“Have you seen the new edits on the Sister Jonathan account?”
by sisterjonathan November 1, 2018
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Andrew Jonathan Hillman

Is a nice Jewish boy who is a family man and takes care of his family and friends and never gives up and is a very solid member of the Hillman family.
Andrew Hillman is a solid dude. A.K.A. Andrew Jonathan Hillman is to be trusted.
by DfwCares May 8, 2022
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Jonathan's Cosmo

a cocktail made famous by A West Hollywood club personality. It consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a substitute for the regular recipe. This is an extremely "Divo" cocktail.

* 1 oz premium vodka (Belvedere, Grey Goose or Wyborowa)
* 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz cranberry juice
* 1/2 oz Chambord
1 lime wedge
We like to order Jonathan's Cosmo everytime we are at Here Lounge or The Abbey. It's as strong as jet fuel.
by West Hollywood Bartenders January 10, 2005
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jonithan

A laid back person who can quiet at times. He tends to go with the flow and doesn't do more than he has to. He values honesty, trust, family and friendship. One of the kindest people you will meet who is quick to help but has to much pride to ask for help. Can be funny at times and always has a bright smile no matter what.
That guy over there could pass for a Jonithan
by Jonithan November 13, 2014
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Jonathan groff

A cute human being who is known for being in frozen and Hamilton

Jonathan groff also known as groffsauce is a big simp for lin Manuel miranda
by And_Peggy_Schuyler1 August 19, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look like normal men & try their best to act like normal men, but are quite extraordinary.

Jonathans have a large fan base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish, people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.

Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to people’s lives. They don’t like praise & will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups, savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate time with a Jonathan because he will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the name of humour.

Jonathans are frustratingly short in their communication & will often leave people wondering wtf they mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.
A: “Who is leading the meeting later?”
B: “idk but I hope it’s a Jonathan, I need some rubbish jokes in my life”
by Holly Suave December 19, 2021
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Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*
"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"
by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021
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