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Jo-Jack

A word used to describe hillbilly, redneck, or ghetto people. Also can be used to describe something that is done half-assed.
"I can't believe that lady has a broken toilet sitting in her yard. That is so jo-jack."
"I told you I didn't want this done jo-jack! I need it done right!"
by Sheryn August 18, 2005
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Jo Whiley

Radio DJ on BBC Radio 1 who's real job it is to bridge the gap between the multi-billion pound British music industry and the British Public's wallets, just like every other presenter and DJ and BBC Radio 1 itself.

Regularly lies on air about how she wants to promote new, alternative unsigned music but instead frequently plays the next regurgitated indie bullshit that EMI records have decided is going to be the next best thing.
"Hi I'm Jo Whiley. Alternative Music is great, as long as it something that would be appropriate at the beginning of Hollyoaks, otherwise i'm not interested, and nor should you be."
by pwrpete May 5, 2009
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JO mat.

"Jack off material" - Usually used when one sees a very hot woman/man.
Yeah broskie, Angelina Jolie is def JO mat. in that movie.
by Jayeffz August 14, 2010
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Jo Bug

Experiencing a sudden lethargy that keeps you from moving.
Nah Bey Chee Bye! I can't get my arse off my seat. I think I caught a Jo Bug.
by santelamour September 29, 2010
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Jo worthy

An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.

It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.

When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:

Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.

Example 2:

Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010
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Jo/Vinnie for President

A term used to sarcastically mock the failure of one or two individuals. It is most commonly used in the game of "keep up the ball" in soccer when one of the participants allows the ball to make contact with the ground, or kicks the ball away. A 1! A 2! A 1 2 3 4!!!!!
Player Vinnie and Jo allows the ball to make contact with ground and participants shout: "Jo/Vinnie for president!!!"
by gstary39 November 23, 2016
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JO-Dream

You watched to Mitch JOJOS Bizarre adventure and had a dream about it
Bro last night I had a JO-Dream
by Kornaxus January 13, 2020
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