Jew rizzled 

When you get screwed over by something

Man you just got jew rizzled

Jew rizzled by Mr.Ection August 28, 2016

Jew Jitsu 

To fight someone IN COURT.

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!

Jew Jitsu by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Jew Turn 

When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth

Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!

Jew Turn by B-dizzle and J Bird August 11, 2010

Jew-Jitsu 

Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David

Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.

Jew-Jitsu by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005

Jew Fro 

A fro residing on the head of a Jew

A jewish fellow who undoubtably has, a fro.

Jew Fro by Tito Johnson October 10, 2003

Jew Rag 

Another word for the famous yamaka that shows that a Jew is a Jew

I didn't know he was Jewish until I saw that Jew Rag on his head

Jew Rag by StaStaStaSteve March 15, 2009

jew tots 

short young men of jewish heritage. term of endearment.

Alex, Jacob, Noah, Brandon are all jew tots. Except Jacob, because he is Papa Tot and much taller than the others.

jew tots by 3ringcircus March 17, 2011