by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
Get the Jerk offmug. by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022
Get the Jerking Offmug. by zSynergy October 12, 2022
Get the Jerking Off Junemug. When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011
Get the Jerking-Off Pumpedmug. Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
Get the Jerk offmug. by vand3l October 11, 2008
Get the e-jerk offmug. A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
Get the Nvm I jerked offmug.