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knee-jerk

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.
by Light joker January 17, 2007
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Jerika

The most amazing sexiest funniest person to be around. When around her you feel so ugly just cause she's too sexy. An unreal partier who everyone wants to party with. Every guy wants her. She's the coolest person out there. Everyone wishes to be her
Why can't i be a Jerika?
by lawlsjbeaaar October 18, 2011
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Jerk Circus

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009
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South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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Jerk

Noun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.
"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"
by x8drea8x August 3, 2005
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Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
by iandiablo April 1, 2011
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Jerika

Man, that couple is such a jerika type.
by yoey joey June 24, 2017
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