womb jizz

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin

dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.

by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 11, 2017

sissy jizz

The small dribble of jizz that ejaculates from a sissy boy's sissy clit when he reaches sexual climax
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.

Darrin knees buckled from the relentless ass pounding he was enduring, he sissy-gasmed and his sissy clit squirted a tiny spurt of sissy jizz

by Sweet Lolly April 17, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

Jizz Chugger

A female who loves the taste of the swimmies. She will literally wipe the cum off her body after you blow your load and lap it up like ice cream. Prefering to see your spunk shoot out, she will gladly help with the process, and then feast on your white rain like a teenager with a beercup at their first keg party.

Man that girl Linda, was the best jizz chugger I ever came across! Literally.

by Steven Michael SykeS July 27, 2006

chinatown jizz

The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.

This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.

Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.

Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.

by Howard P; Michelle N August 8, 2006

Jizz Vacuum

when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.

John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum

by the fuckin shit January 17, 2010

White water jizz

The action of a girl pressing her boobs tightly together, while a guy explosively cums on the crack, creating a rapid flow of cum, often looking like white water rapids.

Last night I white water jizzed on ma hoe, she loved it.

by Dr. Schwartz May 20, 2017