Immaculate Reception

The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.

My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.

Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?

Immaculate Reception!

by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007

immaculate conception

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.

Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!

by Another Apostle March 20, 2009

immaturation

the process of becoming immature

by revisiting old posts we were able to witness the immaturation of the internet from a place of cordial dissent to whiny bickering.

by kris takahashi August 26, 2009

Immah

A Girl Who always Loves To Make People Smile. She is a person who tries to help people out & she hates seeing people suffer for nothing. She always Smile Even when she get in trouble . she is loyal , sometimes she can be immature , nice , amazing & all those good stuff. She has a high Future ahead of her . Sometimes people cant really seem to get what she is trying to say. But she is truly the one person you can trust upon & count on. She Hate Seeing people lying to another and another . She lies sometimes too But there is always a reason to everything . Always remember To smile

A Imperfect girl is what makes her perfect in everyway. noones perfect but our flaws make us perfect. Immah is imperfect in everyway & she is happy bout that

by Always smile October 23, 2012

Immaculate Conception

When you get fucked by god

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception

by ppgang69 July 31, 2019

immachortle

To chortle in an immature fashion.

1. Did you just say boobies? *Immachortle*

by Pennycook March 18, 2008