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immaculation 

The combination of two words: "Immaculate" and "Inauguration", speaking about Barack Obama's Inauguration. Poking fun at him being "the messiah".
"This radio station will carry the Immaculation of Barack Obama live on January 20th, 2009."
immaculation by JimNHCT January 30, 2009

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

immaculation 

when an ejaculation dries on any surface and resmbles any thing biblical
gee honey we should clean that immaculation of the virgin mary off the head board since your mother is coming to visit.
immaculation by mr butcher March 15, 2008

immaculation 

Going in your back yard and taking emon in one hand and grass in the other, and having holes in your backyard (that your dog dug) then you put different citruces in the holes.
I'm bored, i am soo gonna go do some immaculation.
immaculation by Mr1997 August 23, 2011

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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