Itchy Shirt Syndrome

The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.

Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?

Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome

by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010

Itachi

Itachi is a villan from naruto and the hottest Akatsuki there is though comitition is close between him, Sasori, Diedara, Hidan, and Pein. Itachi massacured his entire clan but Sasuke his younger brother (who is also hot). He is sadistic and torchers many people whith his special Sharingan tecnique exaples are Kakashi and Sasuke. Also his partner Kisame is sexually atracted to Itachi and many messed up fans pair them together which is a discrace to Itachi. If you are going to make fun of him make it because his name "Itachi" means "Weasel" in Japanese.

quotes that represent Itachi: "You are still too weak" "You aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother."
"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."

Other Bio:
Complition ages
Academy Grad Age: 7
Sharingan Activation: 8
Chuunin Exam Age: 10
ANUB Age: 13
Achive final Sharingan Level: 13
Became an S-rank criminal: 13
Joined Akatsuki: 15
Missions Completed
D-Rank: 53
C-Rank: 152
B-Rank: 134
A-Rank: 0
S-Rank: 1

by AshleyDrew January 13, 2008

itchy

illegal gun;street fire arm.

man da popo's stopped me and tried to put ah itchy on me.

by dnyn da truth December 19, 2004

you make my ass itch

You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you

Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch

by Miss light skin December 7, 2016

itchy lava

The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place

"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"

by sss83001 March 15, 2017

why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010

itchy

A word that describes the physical feeling of itchiness that is caused by taking opiates, such as Vicodin, Oxycotin, ect.
Used as slang term to describe the consumption of opiates.

"Hey, you trying to get itchy this weekend?"

"They gave my brother a lot of Vicodin after he had his wisdom teeth out...He got hella itchy!"

by Cheshire Desire September 17, 2007