Camel hoof 

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”

Camel hoof by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

Camel hoof 

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big I think it’s a camel hoof”

Camel hoof by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

shit hoof 

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

shit hoof by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019

human hoof and mouth disease 

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

human hoof and mouth disease by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Foof hoof 

Another word for camel toe.

yoga pants look a little tight. You can see the outline of her foof hoof.

Foof hoof by Tigermoff August 31, 2020

Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

Deer hoof by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021

Caribou hoof 

Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.

My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.

Caribou hoof by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021