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Holy Name

The holy name dance is a crazy dance in west roxbury massachusetts. Everyone goes wild there are like no chaperones. Its grinding right and hooking up left. Even if you are ugly you are bound to have a good time at this dance. Holy Name is the place to be its the best dance alive.
Girl A." Hey how many guys did u get with at holy name dance."
Girl B. " I can't count."

Boy A. "Dayumn I didnt get tickets to holyname."
Boy B. " Sucks for you its the best dance ever."
by Dannncnerrr October 28, 2010
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Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
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holy wood

A priest's hard-on, a boner
Last Sunday, Father Johnson performed an entire mass with a holy wood.
by yoi April 23, 2007
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holy guacamole

Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!
by Massiveturd December 20, 2009
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holy wave

When everyone in church is kneeling after coming up to the alter to receive communion, everyone waits for the one person to sit down first, and then the holy wave of people sitting back begins.
Today, my knees were killing me in church, i was waiting and waiting to see who would start the holy wave, so i decided to pull it off, and thank god it was successful
by Benny G. April 5, 2009
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Holy Trinity

Wallet, keys, phone—‘nuff said.
You going out? Make sure you check for the Holy Trinity before you dip!
by dpolotsky October 28, 2018
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holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004
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