Holmaned

(verb) The act of engaging with, or having been engaged with, an individual for whom the excessive consumption of red wine and Negroni's is part of their daily ritual. Often resulting in a series of misadventures and misdemeanors that are forever locked in the vault.

I was in bed by 11:22pm on New Year's Eve. I've been Holmaned.

by The Directors Unicorn December 31, 2022

hola moment

Any well-intended effort to reach out to a person of another culture that ends up making you look like an ignorant, condescending, dumb ass.

You: So, Enrique, you haven't said much tonight. How does this compare to presidential politics in Mexico.

Enrique: How the hell should I know. I'm from the Phillipines.

You: God, how embarrassing. Sorry. I guess I had an Hola Moment.

by paulano123 January 13, 2009

Helmasaurus

A penis where the helmet is of an overwhelming proportion.

Once I squeezed the helmet in, the rest was easy. I love my helmasaurus.

by Stainage January 12, 2012

holdall

A medium-sized handbag. Can be used as an overnight bag, or to hold a briefcase or laptop. Unisex.

James jetted off on a business trip carrying his laptop and personal items in a holdall.

by Hazel77 September 18, 2013

holable

golf shot, generally a chip shot near the green, that is deemed to have the potential of going in. usually something said by a high handicapper in an effort to boost his or her confidence before hitting the shot that inevitably will end up 15 feet from the hole.

"Dude, this shot is pretty holable." - Dude A
"Yeah, mad holable." - Dude B
"Holable." - Dude A

by djangogfh September 25, 2014

Hoemad

Referring to a woman who bounces from house to house without ever gaining residence or obtaining a permanent place of residency

Man I hope that ain't your girl, u know that bitch is a hoemad!

by Satchel Paige June 23, 2015

holanda yes

Holanda yes is an expression commonly used when your iPhone's keyboard is set to Spanish or any language other than English and you meant to send "and yes" but autocorrect decided that you meant to send "Holanda yes". There are many other variations of this word, but as of now this is the most common.

Person 1: bro i got locked out of my apartment i was wondering if you'd come pick me up

Person 2: lmao dumbass
Person 2: Holanda yes

by guavaguyaba February 20, 2017