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Hazelling

Looking at or watching pictures, videos, or anything else pertaining to British model Keeley Hazell.
Guy #1: Hey man, what's up?

Guy #2: Just Hazelling.

Guy #1: You need a life.

Guy #2: I know.
by addiction to hazell June 28, 2009
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Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)
My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.
by Basstard May 10, 2015
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hazelnutter

A hazelnutter is when a man bends over and starts shitting so the shit gets on his balls. It is often used as a flavor enhancer for the balls during sex.
No anal sex for Bob tonight because he tried to do a hazelnutter and acted like a real Triquecta about it.
by SmackAttack86 July 3, 2018
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Hazel Park Junior High

Home of the Hoes bby🤢🚮.
by Asley12344 October 16, 2019
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Harzel

A guy to get the ladies very handsome and great friend get a harzel in your life
Harzel is my go to guy
by Jimmy anglerfish October 21, 2019
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hatzegopteryx

an absolute god dino in jurassic world alive even tho its a common - can use Superiority Strike and Impact and Run (also gets a two-turn swap prevention with a one-turn shield on swap-in) has no armor
bitch i just got that boom boom direct hit on the hatzegopteryx
by yrtg334354 April 2, 2020
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Hazelunt

A shade of brown that looks like hazelnut but isn't an actual nut. Pleade don't be a dumbass and go to Wal-Mart asking for hazelunts.
"Karen, hazelunts are not actual nuts. Now go vaccinate your children.
by Brogle Boiiiiii April 6, 2020
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