Cambodian Haircut

(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia

"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut

Cambodian Haircut by Ellani November 3, 2011

wedding haircut 

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

wedding haircut by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014

Bangkok Haircut 

When a lover becomes enraged and cuts off the male’s penis.

Jesus, Debra found out he was cheating and gave him a Bangkok haircut! They had to keep it on ice until they could sew it back on.

Bangkok Haircut by Rubrus November 9, 2018

Weeza Haircut 

A buzz cut so close to the skin it looks like you are bald. It reflects light

“I didn’t know Adam had a weeza haircut” “True that”

Weeza Haircut by God_Named_Weeza December 30, 2020

Kingston Haircut 

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

Kingston Haircut by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022

Tijuana Haircut 

When the first person to pass out at the party gets woken up by hot waxing their pubes

-Yo, bro! Jimmy is passed out on the couch! Sounds like it's time for a Tijuana haircut!

-Dude, did you hear about Jimmy? Yeah bro! I heard Ronnie and Ken gave him a Tijuana haircut last night

Tijuana Haircut by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

Saturday Night Haircut 

A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.

Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.

Saturday Night Haircut by typicalchazzgville September 5, 2010