palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.

If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.

"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."

by tokyotapes October 30, 2009

keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.

Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop

After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”

by What’s your name… Fuck u Toni June 12, 2021

el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.

My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?

by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012

greaser

A youth culture that began in the 1950s mainly among middel and lower class boys. Greasers had a heavy interest in cars, the ladies, fights, and the ladies. The classic greaser is easily recognized by the disctinctive black leather jacket, T-shirt, and jeans. Most greasers grew their hair longer than usual, and it was often applied with grease. Greasers listened to 1950s rock such as Elvis presley, Chuck Berry, and Little Richard. Many greasers grew up to become bikers.

The greaser days are often considered Americana, and the group has made a bit of a comeback. A modern greaser has most of the traits of a 50s greaser. These include a passion for cars, an interest in rock music, and an itch for a good fight. Many greasers wear the classic black leather jackets and T/sleeveless shirts just as they did in the 50s.

Hey greaser, need a haircut?

by Andy Pat April 1, 2010

Greak

>A cross between a freak and a geek. >Smart enough to be a geek, but weird enough to be a freak.
>Has intellect, obscure interests, and is generally regarded as "weird"



Credit: Joey M., 7th grade

A: She's in theater AND band AND AP classes?

B: Yeah, she's just a greak like that.

by Supergreak February 16, 2009