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Grandma's Tongue

When you pull the skin at the bottom of your nutsack and cover up your cock and balls at the same time to reveal grandmas wrinkled looking tongue
I showed Brian my grandma's tongue and it scared him.
by brian wiseman December 2, 2003
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grandma style

A lady hanging out at a wild party, looking like all she wants is some earplugs, some prune juice and to get the hell away from these fool kids.
Tracy was sitting in her rockin' chair eatin her cheeseburger grandma style.
by sladeripfire August 3, 2007
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grandma

1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.
1. Relative
2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.
by choochooo December 18, 2003
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Grandma's House

After the club let's all go to Grandma's House and get laid.
by bruno451 November 13, 2009
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Going to Grandmas

The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturbating and playing video games.
"I'm sorry Grace. I can't do anything tonight because I'm going to my grandma's."
by Rabix April 2, 2005
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Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.
Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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