coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017

Fluddle

'Fluddle' is a medium sized expanse of surface water, to small to be a Flood, but to big to be a Puddle.

It is an in-between acronym 'FL'OOD + P'UDDLE' = FLUDDLE.

A 'Fluddle' is commonly found on a dodgy B-road in the UK, just after a medium downpour of rain. There will usually be a sign just before it stating there to be a 'Flood' ahead. Upon approach huge disappointment is felt after thinking there to be a Flood ahead, with the possibility of aquaplaning!!! Only to find a 'Fluddle', a medium sized expanse of water with no real name.

by DR FLUDDLE June 2, 2010

Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.

When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.

by Natalie G. May 18, 2006

World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

fudder mukker

Fudder mucker, an amusing change to mother fukker , used in contexts when its socially unacceptable to call a fellow dude a mother fucker.

in the presence of a little sister T steals Dans joint
Dan Say, Wait your turn fudder mucker
Little girl You said mother fukker im telling
Dan:No i didnt , i Said fudder mukker , however you swore and now im telling on you.
at this point the littlee sister should cryu . Highly amusing

by D July 24, 2004

fiddlehead

A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.

I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.

by NEexpert May 28, 2009

Fuddlepucker

1. Puddlefucker

2. The sound your waterbottle makes when you drink out of it.

3. The sound you make when you -CENSORED-

"Person A: -drinks from waterbottle-

Person B: Woah, stop it, you're making a fuddlepucker."

by Dashuu August 22, 2009