flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

floaner

Experiencing an erection in water. A "floating boner".

floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner

A floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of massage jets.

by youbettawork123 April 9, 2010

Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This jutsu takes dozens of Shinobi and nearly all of their chakra.

Ninja art, super flower blood moon eclipse jutsu!

by Zach7512 May 26, 2021

bunch of flowers

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.

"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"

by Pete May 12, 2004

Flower power

A slogan of the hippie generation of the 1960's and coined by the poet Allen Ginsberg which meant the power of passive resistance. There is a movement today called the flower power movement that seeks to stop the bullying of teens by the older generation,curfews ect.

John believes in flower power.

by Deep blue 2012 March 14, 2010

Flower

A delicate plant that can grow anywhere, much like a weed. It is usually a bright colour, and has at least like 3 petals.

There is a flower in the garden.

by ICan'tThinkOfANameSoThisIsIt January 24, 2015

flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

by CJ1970 March 14, 2019