Finching

Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.

This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.

Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.

The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.

At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.

The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).

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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!

by Xupac April 22, 2010

Finch

a dickhead, asshole, gay, and he has no respect for anyone whatsoever.

wow. your such a finch...

by maggiemahem April 10, 2011

Finch

1. Reference to our dear friend Daniel
2. Edible bird
3. Fish

1. "Hey, Finch. How are you doing?" Mark
2. Lets eat some Finch
3. Isn't finch a fish

by jiexi December 7, 2003

finch

finch = an insult to rock

and that fucking ass who wants to put a bullet in david drainman can fuck himself.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

fincastle gay

in refrence to the Police department in fincastle Virginia who stare at you while you take a shower.

Those pigs who locked me up on 420 are fincastle gay!

by Thomas Kight April 22, 2008

finch

Love or a strong liking for someone or somthing

1.) Man, that Oliva girl, I totally finch her.
2.) God I finch tacos!

by Rilo July 30, 2003

finch

A word to replace "fuck"

Finch you mother fincher!

by Alyssia April 15, 2004