fertking

fertking off is where you fart on your hand and wank with it. usually you’d do this if you have a fart kink or your nob cheese stinks that bad the smell of your farts is actually better than your stinky cheese dick.

i was fertking off last night because my nob cheese smelt so bad

by the garstar June 8, 2023

Fertnig

If you are in the fertnig family you are smarter better and overall have at least a 7 inch cock and are better then any other fucker out there

Guy1:holy shit his last name is fertnig
Guy2:I know right he has a massive 7 incher

by Cock sucker 9000 November 30, 2023

fertile ground

Ejaculating into the dirt or rocks while hiking or camping.

I took Jessica up to the cascades and got fertile ground after a hike.

by Trophy boi January 20, 2024

Fertiloser

A chronic loser with an extra short life expectancy.

Hamas is breeding generations of fertilosers to enrich the soil of Palestine.

by Michael Zeleny June 16, 2024

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Fertile

Slang for "Cool" especially in reference to a person.

Damn, did you see Castaway? Tom Hanks is so fertile!

by TomHanksLuvr April 18, 2024

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024