faux French

a person who pretends to be a cute French person, this can be a boy or a girl. Normally their fake or like a poser

Ashley: I'm French

Brenden: no, your faux French

Ashley: crap...

by iiluffhellokitty November 13, 2010

faux-intellectual

a douche on a futile endeavor for originality who BELIEVES that they are the only one capable of perceiving the satire in obviously atrocious situations.

jennifer lopez: hey did that dick just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?

me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual

by NXN March 27, 2011

Faux Selfie

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

by BanditBall August 10, 2015

faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

mot faux

A French Mo' Fo'

As in: "Hi Mot Faux, I'd like one croissant please."

mot fauxmotfauxmofomotherfuckermother fucker

by gangbanker July 30, 2010

Faux-rock

Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.

Billboard's Hot Rock chart of the last decade is chock full of faux-rock.

by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 8, 2020

Faux Mo

Fear of missing out on imagined fun you think everyone else is having.

Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.

by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019